Unhappy with your Body? Atlas Digenetics May Have a Solution for You! (Excerpt)

Have you been diagnosed with a fatal disease?

Is your quality of life being hindered by the physical state of your body?

Do you not identify with the body in which you were born?

Well, Atlas Digenetics may have a solution for you!

With cutting-edge technology and the most well-trained doctors and experts, ADG is proud to be the only company in the world providing mind migrations. Your diseases and pain will stay with your old body, but the possibilities are almost endless in your new host.

The body of your dreams is around the corner.

Ask one of our migration specialists for more details today!

*Results may vary. Once in a program, you absolve ADG of all liability including, but not limited to, financial and civil claims. Should a liability lawsuit of any kind be filed by a customer, either current or former, against ADG, ADG will immediately file a countersuit for breach of contract. Side effects may include headaches, migraines, dizziness, lethargy, loss of some or all of memories, paralysis and/or loss of motor functions, seizures, blindness, deafness, and/or death. Use code phrase: “Migration Station” to receive 5% off your initial visit.

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